FAQ's

Here I will answer the most commonly asked questions about Nicole and Nolan's relationship

Q1: How did you two meet?

Nicole and Nolan met one fateful day through bumble. Little did the two of them know it would end up being a life altering Encounter

Q2: Who has the cooler dog?

Nicoles dog Coral is likely the cooler of the two, Beans is typically running around and working up a sweat and is therefore usually quite warm.

Q3: Who is the better driver

Nicole used to drive a Rally Art Mitsubishi Lancer and often drove it speeds in excess of 250km/h. The only thing that stopped her from becoming a professional racecar driver was the lack of competition that could actually challenge her.

Q4: Who has the bigger wiener?

Suprisingly Nicole!

Q5: Who is the better gardener?

Contrary to popular belief, Nicole is the inferior gardener of the relationship.

Q6: Who can eat more hotdogs in 5 min?

Nolan would destroy Nicole in a hotdog eating contest. If the hotdog were veggie dogs, however, Nicole would come out on top by a narrow margin.

Q7: Who is the better fisherman?

Nolan and Nicole have yet to go fishing together, though it is likely that Nicole would triumph in a fishing tournament.

Q8: Where would Nicole rather be poked, her brain or her taint?

As Nicole often says "No not my brain! My taint!

Q9: Who said I love you first?

Being the hopeless romantic he is, Nolan was the first to say I love you.

Q10: Who is more likely to be running late?

Nolan has never been late for anything in his life, Nicole has never been on time for anything.

Q11: Who is more likely to cry at movies?

Nolan often cries like a lil baby at the slightest sad scene in movies. Nicole has no heart and laughs through the emotional scenes.

Q12: Who is the funnier of the two?

Nolan came up with all these answers so you tell me.

Q13: Who is more likely to forget an anniversary or birthday?

Nicole has a better memory than an elephant, Nolan forgets to put on pants most days.